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2011-03-02
Next time you make a big life decision, wait until you must urinate.

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2010-05-02
Sometimes, people just make it too easy to get broken into ...

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2012-07-24
Cash, Chicks, and Code ... a CNO developer's mantra.

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2008-11-20
The ISS is on it's way to getting "Antique" license plates.

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2010-10-03
Those charts showing cannot be broken without eons of calculations always fall apart when somebody says, "done!"

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2016-07-08
The "Hillary Defense" precedent has now been established and should protect both incompetent and malicious intelligence leaks from this day forward.

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2016-07-06
Regarding the leaks of classified information by Hillary Clinton, it's a pretty cut and dried application of existing US Code to see that she broke the law.

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2007-03-26
How do the modern operating system stack up against public vulnerability scans?

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2008-11-04
It's no surprise everyone questions the validity of votes.

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2016-09-08
It's been 25 years since PGP was released and the software has quite the history being at odds with the US government.

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2013-12-15
A few nutcases are not representative of the majority ownership.

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2007-12-16
Today's drivers incorrectly assume they don't need to alter their behavior in bad weather thinking their vehicle's will take care of traction.

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2016-02-18
But who can read it again?

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2007-10-23
The only thing more vulnerable to getting infected and used by everyone is your Mom.

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2008-05-23
The pendulum of society always swings towards extremes at the cost of the actual goal.

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2006-06-30
Hackers are always ahead of the curve.

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2011-03-19
You're not supposed to know that it's everyone.

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2007-05-04
DRM never works out the way companies think it will.

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2014-07-22
It's interesting to actually apply arguments against BitCoin to accepted money and see how it plays out.

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2016-11-14
The demo of this product ... is pretty damn amazing.

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2018-11-16
It's fun, that's why.

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2012-06-12
Is it really advanced? Or is it just not XOR?

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2014-06-22
I suppose if the Soldiers are on a "soft shoe profile" that doesn't count as boots.

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2013-12-06
When in doubt about leaving a miner running ... leave it running.

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2011-02-24
It's hard to take a country seriously when their President is this stupid.

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2016-07-03
It's almost as if these engineers have never watched a cyborg apocalypse movie.

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2008-05-16
This is how USAF will distribute it's weekly safety messages to airmen.

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2016-02-02
Wait ... what? #facepalm

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2005-09-22
The only way to not get logged these days ... is to not use your computer.

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2007-10-12
You can't find aliens without stronger instruments.

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2016-05-05
Let's put to rest some of the silliness with herbology and naturopathy.

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2009-04-11
Nobody cares about ICS-SCADA until their lights turn off.

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2008-06-23
It's amazing how dismal the perspective is on our government leadership.

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2012-04-28
Say it ain't so!

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2007-08-08
Isn't this how most end-of-the-world Zombie movie plots begin?

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2010-08-02
When your "always on" phone is spying on you ... game over man!

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2008-02-10
Do you want Orcs Lana? Because that's how you get Orcs.

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2008-07-29
So ... is NASA just recruiting crazy astronauts?

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2007-08-28
Maybe ... Sony should try NOT fucking its customers?

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2009-03-21
George Carlin - "shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits."

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2016-05-27
But maybe ... they can be healed with acoustic waves and colloidal silver? bwa-hahahahaha

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2011-06-21
Not when WE do it ... only when THEY do it to us, right?

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2021-11-05
Just when one begins to think the Army can't do it wrong again ... we do it wrong again.

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2016-06-13
But can it write the movie with Zombies?

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2013-02-05
The first rules of assassination is you DON'T TALK ABOUT ASSASSINATION!

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2016-07-10
... because programmers are masochists.

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2008-09-16
Lazy ass athletes.

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2006-11-16
Is anybody really surprised these aren't very secure?

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2012-03-25
What's in those Huawei devices that has everyone so spooked?

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2007-01-12
Congress does not seem to understand the authority it holds from the Constitution. The ability to end any presence of American forces overseas rests entirely in their hands.

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2006-04-12
The X-37 is certainly one of the most mysterious government space craft around.

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2016-04-08
When competing vendors with different solutions can demonstrate a cooperative success across such a vast distance, over varying road laws, with live congestion, that is a sign of major progress and an elimination of human jobs.

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2010-05-13
Why can't a Tesla do this?

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2014-05-07
As long as a special line is included in the code that always preserves MY life, I'm okay with whatever solution. Right?

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2011-04-15
A lot of pop-stars actually can't sing worth a shit - but technology makes them sound good enough.

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2010-04-20
Why did I bother trying to get a degree?

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2013-10-26
Thanks D-Link for the remote administration feature - I really wanted to make sure the random IT support guy from India could access my stuff.

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2009-04-25
As if we needed any more reasons to understand that bacon is the most divine food on planet Earth?

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2008-02-21
That's one way to find unwitting participants for your cause ...

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2007-01-14
There's always a more powerful wizard out there with stronger spells.

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2013-02-03
Absurd begets Absurd

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2013-05-19
We don't all grow up to be astronauts.

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2012-08-29
When we stop pushing ourselves to be smarter, we quickly retrograde.

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2005-12-01
There is more to biological clocks than just babies.

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2013-08-01
In the wake of the Edward Snowden leaks against the NSA, it was interesting to be an audience member at both BlackHat and DEFCON in 2013.

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2013-08-14
Always use a VPN ... thought that wouldn't help from the cellular service point of view.

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2008-03-05
All the requisite technologies for the robotic enslavement of humanity exist. It's just going to be that one asshole that puts them all together that ends us.

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2010-09-18
No system is ever secure.

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2013-01-30
"I don't know my job" is not acceptable anywhere else in the military, why does cyber accept that in it's leadership ranks?

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2013-09-23
At least the technique doesn't require a bunch of severed thumbs.

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2009-12-17
Genome mapping offers amazing future possibilities in medicine.

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2015-09-01
Everyone knows Grape Soda is a perfect fluid.

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2008-05-23
Everyone should have a BotNet ... such useful tools!

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2015-10-07
In 'Murica ... you can shoot whatever you want!

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2011-12-14
Everything is an advertising/marketing/intelligence sensor - including your cell phone.

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2015-10-29
An astronomical money-shot for the Cassini craft.

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2011-05-19
Your government tax dollars are keeping you safe - from zombies.

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2010-12-07
Some people's kids, right?

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2009-10-14
... the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed ...

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2010-02-01
Still better than a Michael Moore film.

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2011-11-07
Although it's the typical Spy vs Spy exchange, other nations use their collected information for corporate, economic profit.

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2008-09-03
For the conspiracy theorists out there, the United States did NOT get the first oil contracts out of Iraq.

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2008-07-31
Surprised? China gets their way again.

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2008-02-05
Fighting a peer nation-state adversary is NOT the same as the COIN fight of the past two decades.

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2011-05-26
It always seems fine when WE do it to others, until they do it back to us, right?

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2011-11-21
Are there really people that still believe US adversaries aren't taking advantage of the US?

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2016-04-12
And just like that ... science has to pursue it.

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2011-08-26
China got caught with their pants down.

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2014-12-31
But they haven't admitted to the anal probing of all the abductees yet.

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2008-01-28
This doesn't bode well for the future stability of the American power grid.

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2014-12-12
Was there value to releasing the report publicly - especially if core information is still not available publicly anyway?

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2016-07-02
This count will surely be controversial for years to come.

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2010-06-13
Apparently its only bad when plebeian class does it.

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2016-05-11
You just can't make this stuff up ... but supporters don't think any of it is a problem.

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2008-05-01
It's almost as if everyone forgets these words were spoken.

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2015-08-14
The Wookie Defense should have never been invoked for real.

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2006-10-20
Oh the mischief I could get into with a cloak of invisibility.

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2011-02-25
Not all higher education is a demonstration of higher being.

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2006-09-20
You can always trust your secure gear ... until you can't.

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2016-06-03
Do AI's dream of electric sheep?

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2008-04-28
It's amazing how long DoD preferred to hire criminals rather than use personnel within their ranks.

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2019-04-14
Because nothing is ever easy during a system upgrade, right?

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2013-07-10
So instead of useful bills ... the spent time on this?

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2010-02-12
Botnet evolution is very fascinating.

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2008-05-17
A great number of factors contribute to prices at the pump - from real supply and demand to flat out greed.

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2008-07-02
Personally, I'm okay with this ... terrorists be damned.

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2010-08-23
It's all fun and games until YOU get hurt.

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2007-05-04
As long as it's not discovered publicly and revenue isn't lost, they don't care.

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2010-03-26
This notion seems to sway back and forth depending on generational leadership.

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2006-07-21
It's amazing that we can even make conjectures about things so far away with any modicum of certainty.

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2009-01-24
Yes - the telecommunications providers are completely ripping you off. Surprised?

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2008-01-07
Women are the root of all evil.

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2010-04-21
More Cores More Money

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2007-12-01
When you're not gaming - you're hashing.

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2015-09-02
When China steals your data ... and your solution is to then give your data to them willingly to protect ... you might work for the US government.

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2013-09-22
Participating in CTFs is fun. It's important to remember the solutions are typically right in front of you if you use the right tools to look.

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2008-02-07
Breeding the next batch of super-humans will require manipulating their cultural growth as well.

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2013-01-15
There's a lot more to converting a Jeep Wrangler from gas to diesel than just buying a motor and dropping it in. But the benefits of a Cummins 4BT, like 30mpg and 300ft-lbs of torque, can be worth the time, money and effort if you do it right.

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2012-08-09
Unlike Europe's "lawn dart Mars program", America can put spacecraft on target.

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2007-12-06
Politicians and their plotting are why we can't have nice things.

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2010-03-07
Usually when politics get involved, nothing gets done.

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2013-10-08
But if installed into babies, they'd make great R/C crawling toys.

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2010-09-09
I can always rely on "the sprinkler" to win the ladies.

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2008-05-07
Can you ever really trust anything anymore?

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2010-10-28
If government employees could wear wizard robes, it would be the DARPA dress code.

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2009-02-09
In the course of doing anti-money laundering (AML) work with named entity lists and other person matching activities for the finance industry, I discovered most companies are quite terrible at the task.

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2012-08-17
Now your computer can have a digital "Enron Shredding Party", too.

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2009-04-10
Hopefully the Brown's Gas crowd spewing their oil conspiracy mantra will slowly disappear off the Internet.

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2012-03-29
Only the super rich really get a chance to do this kind of stuff.

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2019-05-24
As if the Internet wasn't already untrustworthy, it's becoming too easy to fabricate everything.

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2007-03-22
The VA continues to give veterans a second chance to die for their country.

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2019-12-21
Without a "Battle Damage Assessment," you'll have no idea if its working.

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2015-09-02
Science is always turning up novel ways to make our computers better.

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2011-01-05
For 18 minutes in 2010, a BGP anomaly resulted in nearly 15% of the Internet's traffic being routed through China. What really happened?

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2012-07-18
If he were named Vin Gasoline, he wouldn't be nearly as bad ass.

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2008-11-29
Everything you do leaves a trace, whether in meatspace or cyberspace.

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2011-12-02
Sometimes migrating VMs between environments can have unintended side-effects that are difficult to "unconfigure".

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2016-12-16
The manner in which the transition team posed their inquiry at the Department of Energy should concern any Federal employee regarding the future.

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2008-12-16
Viewing the "sandal thrower" as success is not obvious - until you consider this never would have happened under the prior regime.

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2012-02-28
The bottom line is that humans continue to be irresponsible.

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2008-04-25
We're here today ... because our ancestors got busy.

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2015-05-07
Divorce isn't easy - make sure you're prepared for the worst.

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2015-05-07
Divorce isn't easy - make sure you're prepared for the worst.

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2015-05-07
Divorce isn't easy - make sure you're prepared for the worst.

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2012-08-17
Suddenly, the movie Johnny Mneumonic just got real.

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2015-08-18
Could you then CRISPR-CAS9 the data onto other people?

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2008-05-23
I've some weird experiences with a Ouija Board before so I decided to get together with some friends to conduct experiments on it.

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2010-11-05
The short answer is no ...

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2016-12-21
"Homeopathic" - you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

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2011-06-01
It's great, until it isn't.

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2012-01-13
I wonder if there ought to be a separate doomsday clock unrelated to nuclear weapons so more appropriate "timekeepers" can be tied to it.

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2015-11-06
Soon, you can carry the equivalent of a Ghostbusters Proton Pack in your pocket.

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2008-03-05
When it comes to hacker vs security ... given time, the hacker always wins.

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2011-10-24
Who names this shit?

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2016-04-11
Yo Mama is so fat, she's thrown off the Earth's rotational balance.

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2006-05-18
Earth's poles can't seem to consistently decide what polarity they identify with.

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2006-08-11
Just when you think you can depend on 9.807 m/s² ... the Earth flips you a middle finger.

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2011-01-31
Americans don't realize how easy they have it in political change compared to everyone else in the world.

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2008-12-09
High torque electric motors provide maximum power without regard for vehicle orientation while powering them from a generator that operates at maximum efficiency greatly extends the vehicles range.

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2011-05-27
Some things seem obvious until they're actually proven.

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2012-04-30
Your digital footprints follow you forever.

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2011-10-25
That's ... not the way I want to leave this world.

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2005-11-15
Everything and Everyone is just a commodity these days.

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2015-12-25
How much energy do Americans burn for holiday light displays? Several metric ass-tons.

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2018-04-17
Tired of social media sites harvesting your personal information and contact circles?

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2006-11-02
Sometimes I wonder what really motivates scientists to make studies that almost seem obvious.

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2016-06-27
Nobody cares as long as they're safe.

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2013-10-26
They always object until they're caught doing it, too.

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2012-07-25
Iran's SCADA is the Poland of Cyberspace

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2012-08-30
This is why 'Murica is dumb.

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2012-08-16
The administration leaks success stories like a sieve.

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2011-06-07
When life gives you bombs, make cupcakes.

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2016-04-27
The Pentagon Wars was not so much a comedy as it was both "sad documentary" and "sad prophecy."

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2007-05-01
It's like they're not even trying to be independent.

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2011-07-31
In this house, we obey the Laws of Relativity!!

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2011-06-11
In what first seems like a Wiley Coyote design turns out to be clever engineering resulting in a wind powered car that could outrun the wind.

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2016-07-06
#facepalm ...

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2007-12-05
The long arm of the law touches the Matrix.

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2019-06-30
Democrat Senator Bob Menendez demonstrates he (and comrades) know zero about firearms.

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2012-07-31
Everyone knows a woman's armor class is inverse to the surface area of exposed skin.

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2009-01-22
Botnets to kill botnets - terrible idea? Good idea?

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2015-01-05
So basically, wear gloves, sunglasses, a hat ... and never go outside.

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2008-03-12
Many people forget how legacy hardware technologies can be used to completely bypass software controls.

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2011-12-05
All these interconnected things literally NEVER get security updates.

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2019-09-23
Because you need to harvest credentials, that's why.

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2005-11-21
This camera's ability to capture simultaneous depths of field is incredible.

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2015-12-02
I would like to watch AI racing!

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2006-12-07
$6.3 BILLION in overstated earnings?

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2016-01-13
And tastier than just cage-free kids.

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2016-06-02
I should commit crimes while I still can, right?

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2010-07-17
It doesn't matter who is in charge ... nothing changes.

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2013-05-01
I only WISH I had bought them at $4 each.

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2007-12-19
Sometimes entire star systems conspire to wipe us out.

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2015-02-13
Just need a magnetic stripe programmer and an anonymous server for the pumps to beacon out to ...

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2005-12-06
"Designer Humans" are not too far in the distant future.

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2011-11-16
Well this doesn't bode well for my progeny.

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2010-06-24
Everyone thinks they're the big dog until the real big dog bites them - even if it's a little dog in a big doghouse.

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2015-02-01
Do you want unhackable robot overlords? Because this is how you get unhackable robot overlords.

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2016-02-03
I hope there is some mad-scientist, maniacal laughter when they activate the device.

[view] [1,136 page views]

2014-01-09
Now that CPU and GPU home mining is not cost effective, how does one get involved with BitCoins?

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2005-11-29
This is either the end of déjà vu’s place in the paranormal world or it's seeded information by the Architect to protect us from understanding the Matrix.

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2014-11-30
Everybody like dessert ... nobody likes deserters.

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2012-07-07
There's always a smaller particle ...

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2010-04-27
If you want to invest, skip the markets, just invest in the banks.

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2010-02-04
... awkward.

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2015-11-09
Now we can all make SkyNet.

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2011-02-04
Microsoft got caught with its hand in the cookie jar.

[view] [1,282 page views]

2011-11-01
It was interesting they had to teach the cars to be more aggressive.

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2019-06-01
Who thought it was a good idea to train an AI to efficiently engage in combat killing people? Apparently researchers.

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2013-06-10
Government ... they're good listeners.

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2012-04-09
Orrrrr ... it's an excuse to play video games at work under the guise of "work."

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2011-06-06
... because password cracking iss such a gateway drug to hacking.

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2011-11-09
Astrophotography using the physics of the universe for your lens ... nice.

[view] [1,110 page views]

2010-08-15
Why are people only supporting freedom when those freedoms are exactly like them?

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2013-01-02
It's often derided as apples to oranges ... but is it really?

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2017-04-15
A hand throttle can be a "poor mans cruise control" or a vital off-roading tool.

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2010-03-01
It does seem cheating is the optimal solution based on data.

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2009-07-13
Sometimes you just have to yell out F*CK to feel good.

[view] [1,961 page views]

2008-01-20
When built under scientific principles, sure, they can be real.

[view] [2,356 page views]

2008-03-25
You NEVER forget getting shot at ... there is no excusing stolen valor for personal gain.

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2006-08-17
I think a superhero origin movie consisting of eating hot dogs will not be a Hollywood blockbuster.

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2009-08-06
Considering Bill Clinton's history with North Korea, this particular one just defies logic.

[view] [2,275 page views]

2012-04-17
Considering they have all the seized counterfeit money, this should have been easier.

[view] [1,165 page views]

2010-12-23
Considering military applicants come from all socio-economic backgrounds and source from all over the United States, the ASVAB tests offer an interesting perspective on the "ability" of the average American.

[view] [2,626 page views]

2008-01-24
It's amazing how we can do a thing for hundreds of years, know that it works, but have no idea why.

[view] [2,087 page views]

2018-03-16
Obviously the public WiFi point should be yours ... get rid of the other pesky users to speed up your connection.

[view] [2,608 page views]

2014-01-15
The days of mining Bitcoins at home are gone, but several alternate digital currencies like Litecoin, Peercoin, and Feathercoin are still within reach.

[view] [20,333 page views]

2013-10-17
IRCd-Hybrid does not have SSL enabled and requires some workarounds to secure its connections. This tutorial will get an IRCd-Hybrid server running, linked to other servers, and secured with SSL.

[view] [16,421 page views]

2013-12-25
On our trip to Morocco in 2007 we met Salah Idim Bouri at Julio's Riad Dar Pangal Kasbah. He taught us the Moroccan way to make mint tea.

[view] [7,117 page views]

2008-05-01
There are a number of "life skills" out there that are just handy to know ... lock picking is one of them.

[view] [19,048 page views]

2008-03-20
If the aliens are smart, they'll hide themselves from our detectors.

[view] [1,928 page views]

2008-01-29
Other than being a Local Realist, Einstein was a pretty smart guy.

[view] [2,324 page views]

2010-03-19
Apparently, the Lusitania was full of George Kostanzas.

[view] [1,506 page views]

2009-04-15
When the AI trains itself to use this feature for more power ... we're doomed.

[view] [2,861 page views]

2010-11-05
A milliamp of electricity across the parietal lobe can dramatically improve human mathematical abilities.

[view] [3,067 page views]

2015-12-18
Humans are always the weakest link.

[view] [1,090 page views]

2006-11-10
Robots will inevitably choose to eat people now - thanks Japan.

[view] [6,041 page views]

2013-08-16
Hyperloop sounds crazy ... maybe it is. Cool if it works though!

[view] [868 page views]

2021-02-03
I've always hated OOP and feel comforted that now so does everyone else.

[view] [1,541 page views]

2011-05-12
FUD (Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt) is a leading tenant in allowing Wall Street's practice of false "Market Making" to perpetually screw with the economy.

[view] [7,058 page views]

2011-11-07
... and they wonder why they can't have nice things?

[view] [1,449 page views]

2017-02-14
Do you know what your TV is doing on the Internet?

[view] [7,147 page views]

2017-01-27
Your Amazon Echo is always connected and allegedly always listening ... what network traffic is it generating?

[view] [9,674 page views]

2008-07-17
Do the ends justify the means if it endangers everyone going forward?

[view] [3,080 page views]

2006-12-15
Well that's awkward.

[view] [5,880 page views]

2016-01-13
What would I do with a billion dollars? Two chicks at the same time.

[view] [3,656 page views]

2006-07-16
With gas prices through the roof, I conducted an investigation of the facts behind how driving style affects fuel economy by using a laptop and the OBDII interface to the engine's computer (ECU). I also address engine modifications and alternative fuels.

[view] [293,542 page views]

2006-03-20
If you do insist on wasting your money on useless efficiency modifications, I will sell you a rock and some duct tape for $50 plus shipping and handling.

[view] [3,903 page views]

2011-11-05
More than merely cut 'n paste, this tool ensures light direction, shadows, reflections, etc. are all accounted for.

[view] [2,670 page views]

2008-02-26
That's neat science ... but when will they mounted to a shark's forehead?

[view] [2,236 page views]

2011-08-01
I think we always secretly knew ... and appropriately judged our peers.

[view] [1,422 page views]

2014-07-06
Seems plausible?

[view] [958 page views]

2006-11-01
The elite definitely look down upon national service as an occupation that is beneath them.

[view] [40,439 page views]

2018-11-23
Basically - it took a long time for somebody to figure out how to turn a "lifter" sideways.

[view] [1,437 page views]

2013-02-09
And they would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

[view] [763 page views]

2011-10-13
But it's cool, Iran swears they don't do this stuff!

[view] [1,169 page views]

2014-06-22
That whole Federal Records Act of 1950 was apparently more of a suggestion than a law.

[view] [1,045 page views]

2006-02-12
Science is always conjuring up wizardry in real life.

[view] [4,020 page views]

2012-02-22
The guy was smart - but maybe only now will people really understand.

[view] [1,043 page views]

2012-02-03
Sometimes the law decides the 5th Amendment is optional?

[view] [1,411 page views]

2012-02-17
Despite the weakness, everyone still relies upon the tech.

[view] [917 page views]

2010-02-24
Somebody is always watching, even when they're not supposed to.

[view] [1,611 page views]

2015-02-13
"Keep it," said the little girl, "I got a Pitbull now!"

[view] [2,296 page views]

2012-04-27
Why are manufacturers of "smart" home electronics making them openly visible on the Internet?

[view] [2,707 page views]

2010-12-03
One day the LHC will kill us all at the hands of a mad scientist - but not today.

[view] [1,338 page views]

2009-06-18
There are a lot of people that have never even seen this part of our night sky.

[view] [2,030 page views]

2014-04-24
Your real limitation is being found by another Highlander and getting decapitated.

[view] [817 page views]

2013-10-19
The bottom line is ... you won't.

[view] [2,919 page views]

2015-12-02
Local Realism is the quantum physics equivalent of flat-Earth science. You can really root out the physics n00bs based on these beliefs.

[view] [3,916 page views]

2011-02-18
Rewards for great achievement - this is excellence of mankind.

[view] [1,135 page views]

2020-08-02
I found a lot of forums saying "do it" but no pictures of the process.

[view] [2,239 page views]

2011-05-12
Seriously, it's as if these engineers have never watched Terminator.

[view] [1,473 page views]

2012-09-05
People put a lot of trust into AI without really understanding how miscreants can corrupt it.

[view] [977 page views]

2011-05-06
Immunity via obscurity is becoming less of a truism.

[view] [1,221 page views]

2013-04-06
It's almost like the movies ... where the thieves have a hacker that can reroute all the traffic to facilitate their getaway.

[view] [1,222 page views]

2015-10-02
Our mission is to travel the solar system, find new life, and kill it!

[view] [998 page views]

2006-09-19
Apparently you can drink your way to the top.

[view] [10,681 page views]

2018-11-11
Own firearms? Now Maryland can just take them.

[view] [1,272 page views]

2011-11-08
Who knew pancakes had so much math behind them?

[view] [1,178 page views]

2016-02-18
I'm sorry baby, it's not you ... it's math.

[view] [1,226 page views]

2008-01-09
Getting underneath the system gives you ALL the power.

[view] [2,696 page views]

2011-08-04
... you tricky malware writers!

[view] [1,677 page views]

2005-12-21
A brief look into the historical origins of Christmas.

[view] [7,974 page views]

2016-03-31
The swarm is so much more powerful ...

[view] [1,335 page views]

2016-03-25
Not even our Artificial Intelligence can play well with others.

[view] [1,554 page views]

2007-01-15
Everyone can appreciate a good listener right?

[view] [7,187 page views]

2008-05-27
This is step one in turning our Soldiers into Wolverine.

[view] [2,894 page views]

2011-03-23
May the Creation vs Evolution wars commence once again ...

[view] [1,596 page views]

2011-10-25
Yep - it exists.

[view] [1,117 page views]

2011-10-06
Her: What're you thinking abo ... holy shit that's depraved. Him: I was just sitting here!

[view] [1,206 page views]

2010-02-26
If you can step on a cyber-poncho, we certainly did it.

[view] [1,334 page views]

2016-07-07
Moderation vs Censorship vs Informational is a fine line.

[view] [674 page views]

2008-04-02
Do desperate times really call for desperate measures?

[view] [3,291 page views]

2009-12-16
It's all fun and games until you find out you were a test tube baby ... and adopted.

[view] [1,285 page views]

2016-07-13
Or is it funnier if the Moon moons the Earth?

[view] [770 page views]

2014-12-24
Physical access always wins ...

[view] [898 page views]

2020-08-16
It was a pain in the ass ... but once I had the solution, it was easy.

[view] [3,219 page views]

2015-09-01
An entire program written with nothing but MOV instructions?

[view] [2,549 page views]

2008-06-29
Despite a general poor turnout of American voters and terrible electronic security, compared to other countries, US voters have it pretty good.

[view] [3,124 page views]

2010-05-12
Hackers are ever so clever in skirting past security mechanisms.

[view] [1,725 page views]

2011-03-23
Can you really claim losses in excess of your actual LIFETIME earning?

[view] [1,303 page views]

2009-09-01
"When you have an international financier of terror moving in next door, it’s very unnerving."

[view] [3,077 page views]

2014-12-19
Now I wish I'd kept it going!

[view] [1,004 page views]

2007-04-28
Unfortunately there's not much we can do about avoiding cosmic death rays.

[view] [6,669 page views]

2014-09-17
Damn scientists are always removing the mystery from the world.

[view] [846 page views]

2007-10-25
Although reducing wind resistance by 93% can be tempting, the increased likelihood of dying in a traffic accident is not worth the fuel savings.

[view] [4,636 page views]

2011-05-12
Wiley Coyote would be proud.

[view] [1,458 page views]

2006-03-24
There's always a fine line between whether a performance was the man or the machine.

[view] [1,772 page views]

2006-12-06
How long until it's bottled and sold to hippies?

[view] [6,160 page views]

2016-07-15
In the history of mankind ... nobody else has done what NASA has done.

[view] [1,215 page views]

2010-06-14
There are still some buggies up there for grabs!

[view] [1,324 page views]

2011-09-26
NASA should just embrace Star Trek as their future.

[view] [1,404 page views]

2007-03-13
Only idiots look at the sun with their naked eyes - NASA uses super expensive space goggles.

[view] [3,036 page views]

2008-01-18
To be the first pilot tagged for getting struck by lightning on purpose in flight ... was probably a brown pants kind of experience.

[view] [2,126 page views]

2014-12-06
Space Force!

[view] [916 page views]

2013-01-24
Sounds sort of like a cyber version of "The Purge."

[view] [1,214 page views]

2016-04-05
In response to being challenged - “What do you think people did before modern medicine?” I responded, “Died young.”

[view] [2,766 page views]

2015-10-07
Your mama is so fat, she can block a neutrino!

[view] [862 page views]

2013-11-01
This ... is an exhilarating accomplishment.

[view] [1,067 page views]

2012-09-18
"Reason" being melting Jupiter into raw energy for power and destroying everything in the vehicle's path as it warps space-time around itself.

[view] [1,334 page views]

2008-10-31
Basically a "pics or it didn't happen" kind of science scenario.

[view] [2,531 page views]

2010-03-26
There's an inevitable trust paradox when it comes to working with nuclear weapons.

[view] [1,423 page views]

2007-10-26
Botnets are lovely pieces of software for studying program survivability.

[view] [3,050 page views]

2008-05-22
Earth did not receive an invitation to the interstellar party in Altair.

[view] [4,541 page views]

2008-03-21
Perhaps America’s apparent distaste for our President should be appropriately redirected to the Congress complicit with the President’s actions?

[view] [3,643 page views]

2010-09-27
Well duh - then your colleagues would be immigrants. #asshole

[view] [1,321 page views]

2008-01-26
"$50 dollar bills! $50 dollar bills!" ~ Data, the Goonies

[view] [2,607 page views]

2008-12-27
Being Spies and Finding Spies

[view] [2,327 page views]

2012-01-16
Do you trust them to protect you?

[view] [1,068 page views]

2006-04-10
Amazing Capability, Amazingly Scary

[view] [2,272 page views]

2010-01-31
Backwards compatibility lets old bugs stay relevant!

[view] [1,246 page views]

2008-04-28
Kim Jong-Il and Bashar al-Assad walk into a bar ... nothing funny happens, it's shady as shit.

[view] [2,427 page views]

2009-01-05
Could we say, this issue is ... boiling over?

[view] [2,756 page views]

2014-09-23
Of course the disbelievers will continue to disbelieve and probably claim nVidia's ability to do this proves an ability to fake the photo.

[view] [1,372 page views]

2011-05-27
Just in case you know ... you were still just blaming Bush.

[view] [1,241 page views]

2016-01-07
2nd and 3rd order effects are never what they seem.

[view] [1,672 page views]

2008-04-05
It's more than just fat-shaming.

[view] [2,865 page views]

2011-10-04
As much as I despise the finance industry, these protesters really just strike me as deluded idiots thinking this would change anything.

[view] [1,413 page views]

2008-06-25
It's always amused me how some people can have issues with "swearing" and yet substitute alternate words in their stead, using them with exactly the same implied intent as if that is okay.

[view] [5,042 page views]

2014-07-20
Laying Soldiers off in the midst of combat just screams of the lunacy in Catch-22.

[view] [983 page views]

2007-07-06
Those pesky consumers are trying to use science to not get screwed ...

[view] [5,275 page views]

2008-01-21
Peltiers are the ultimate for major chip cooling.

[view] [2,175 page views]

2012-08-07
Who needs a key when all the doors are already open?

[view] [1,207 page views]

2004-08-30
I felt like vulnerability scanning various common operating systems and hardware I had lying around to see what the likelihood was of getting script p0wn'd.

[view] [17,244 page views]

2006-03-31
You never know who is actually reading your content. On OmniNerd, the content posted by the site's users actually attracted a posting by terrorist sympathizers.

[view] [11,131 page views]

2005-12-23
A pinch of fairy farts, a dash of pixie poop ... *poof* ... humans!

[view] [2,515 page views]

2009-07-24
Now that's a tutorial!

[view] [1,681 page views]

2016-06-03
You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

[view] [1,377 page views]

2009-10-07
New Saturn rings?

[view] [1,217 page views]

2009-11-03
... because own all the things!

[view] [1,667 page views]

2008-01-14
Everyone wants privacy until it protects pedophiles and terrorists.

[view] [2,471 page views]

2007-09-13
It's a tough call between who is "right" in this situation.

[view] [7,485 page views]

2015-08-17
Let's all blame the sun for our weather like it affects night and day or something.

[view] [1,186 page views]

2011-12-05
Let's just lay that all out there and see what everyone thinks.

[view] [845 page views]

2010-07-12
What makes a "Perfect Citizen" in the eyes of the government?

[view] [1,364 page views]

2007-10-01
Star Trek's bridge always referenced their impulse engines ... NASA made them a reality.

[view] [3,128 page views]

2014-10-02
The ability of manufacturing a firearm entirely at home is becoming more realistic with affordable 3D printers and CNC mills.

[view] [1,969 page views]

2008-06-19
But can can it run Doom?

[view] [2,635 page views]

2014-09-16
Scientists continue to advance the march towards real light sabers.

[view] [2,201 page views]

2006-05-30
Sometimes it takes video games and porn to push the technological envelope forward.

[view] [3,404 page views]

2007-11-03
For real? 1/3 of Americans believe in UFOs?

[view] [4,102 page views]

2011-02-05
Sing it as if you are looking into the eyes of a row of 86-year-old WWII vets wearing their Purple Hearts, Silver Stars and Medals of Honor.

[view] [2,594 page views]

2010-02-18
In the end ... going fast is more fun than conserving fuel.

[view] [1,400 page views]

2008-05-22
"We come in peace" will be replaced by "Where the white Earth girls at?"

[view] [3,342 page views]

2016-04-21
Impossible physics that works is the most amazing physics.

[view] [2,832 page views]

2013-09-12
When the financial wizards really get their act together, it'll be a one time windfall for one and disaster for everyone else.

[view] [1,032 page views]

2015-08-17
Science says I don't like broccoli so I'll just subsist on bacon instead.

[view] [2,234 page views]

2005-09-19
"Light" based processors are certainly a unique approach to speeding up CPUs.

[view] [3,229 page views]

2012-07-23
Are the Olympics a measure of everyone - or the common man?

[view] [1,058 page views]

2019-11-26
There's always a way to live better - live awesome!

[view] [1,526 page views]

1997-04-27
Back in the day, you could get a huge performance boost from manually tweaking the RAM refresh rate.

[view] [2,139 page views]

2015-01-21
I guess Mulder just had to wait a few more years and the government would simply open source his quest ...

[view] [2,449 page views]

2011-04-04
Dolla Dolla Bills Y'All

[view] [1,194 page views]

2010-08-07
Your data is never private ... when there's a dollar to be made, corporations will make that dollar.

[view] [2,232 page views]

2009-08-12
Perhaps you should think of your "purchases" as short term leases.

[view] [1,598 page views]

2015-09-29
But can you play DOOM on it?

[view] [2,011 page views]

2008-07-31
Imagine a camera that can take a picture of something that it cannot directly see.

[view] [3,851 page views]

2015-08-20
Physicists have already demonstrated separate applications of quantum entanglement that make one wonder if we could use them like a "reverse time capsule" to receive messages and technology from the future.

[view] [2,490 page views]

2011-10-20
If the physics behind Quantum Locking don't make your head explode, simply watching the demonstration will.

[view] [2,858 page views]

2005-11-21
A rootkit is the apex of modern malware, eclipsing both viruses and worms, yet their function are the least publicly understood.

[view] [53,060 page views]

2011-05-31
I'll see your bet ... and raise you FREEDOM.

[view] [1,642 page views]

2020-05-05
It's fun to mess with normal.

[view] [3,133 page views]

2010-02-27
There will never be security when a culture of insecurity exists.

[view] [1,404 page views]

2016-07-28
It's not the heat, it's the humidity ... no ... it's the fucking heat.

[view] [1,360 page views]

2013-05-19
Sometimes its incredible how many facets of life are potentially touched by excessive gun control advocacy.

[view] [2,806 page views]

2015-11-06
There's a lot of talk, but not as much action anymore.

[view] [1,170 page views]

2008-12-19
Sometimes I wonder whether following dogma too literally is really the intent a creator would desire.

[view] [4,952 page views]

2010-03-10
I received a phishing e-mail one day and decided to take a look into just how those attacks do their deed. With a few simple tools, its possible to derive a lot of information using only static analysis against malware.

[view] [16,399 page views]

2007-11-07
Oh - the joy of levitation AND invisibility. I like these researchers.

[view] [2,484 page views]

2018-10-08
I've been happy with Thule products for two decades ... until these.

[view] [2,117 page views]

2006-04-24
If I can run faster than slow light, am I moving at relativistic speed?

[view] [2,652 page views]

2011-05-20
The robot overlords are developing a way to talk without us knowing their plans.

[view] [1,220 page views]

2016-05-26
If the robot actually costs LESS than the human ... does it make sense?

[view] [2,365 page views]

2006-07-19
There are athletes ... and then there are ATHLETES.

[view] [3,932 page views]

2008-04-07
As long as you have a molecular compressor handy in your garage, of course.

[view] [2,573 page views]

2009-12-20
It almost doesn't make sense to even have manned vehicles anymore.

[view] [1,329 page views]

2007-07-05
Rubber Ducks are in fact highly sensitive instruments of science.

[view] [6,645 page views]

2016-07-07
I hope Snowden is enjoying all his data privacy where he fled to.

[view] [1,458 page views]

2013-08-21
I really enjoy watching the big kingpins that profit off everyone else suffer.

[view] [1,000 page views]

2008-02-03
The art of military deception is timeless and practiced by all - though its best when it works in your favor.

[view] [3,625 page views]

2006-07-20
There's apparently a whole market for making regular movies "wholesome" ... and it's illegal.

[view] [3,226 page views]

2008-02-21
Always make sure nobody else can have a Space Force before you start your own.

[view] [2,794 page views]

2006-05-10
I enjoy watching dogma box itself in sometimes.

[view] [2,455 page views]

2009-09-03
I hope tax dollars didn't fund this obviousness.

[view] [1,528 page views]

2008-02-13
I should have pursued a PhD in Women's Studies.

[view] [2,135 page views]

2009-05-14
In 20 years, kids will be making fun of each other at school over who is synthetic and who is natural.

[view] [2,175 page views]

2008-10-13
"Enhance" ... "Enhance"

[view] [3,105 page views]

2009-05-25
The DPRK took advantage of the world's attention being turned elsewhere ...

[view] [1,979 page views]

2010-03-23
The ones who suck at literally everything, aren't faring so well at protecting their data.

[view] [1,316 page views]

2016-08-25
Equality cuts both ways ladies.

[view] [9,390 page views]

2011-01-06
A lot of admins really baby their equipment ... I hold my gear a tougher standard and make it earn some downtime.

[view] [3,259 page views]

2008-01-10
We're all a distributed network of crazy people.

[view] [2,855 page views]

2011-06-02
Despite the eradication of the disease, stockpiles still exist and the anti-vaxxers aren't helping the cause.

[view] [1,541 page views]

2016-04-07
Considering how much the public wants gun violence suppressed, crippling law enforcement's ability to infiltrate criminal plans seems misguided.

[view] [1,171 page views]

2009-08-01
To expose ... or not to expose?

[view] [1,605 page views]

2015-01-13
Why else would we have an Internet if we couldn't do dirty things?

[view] [867 page views]

2007-12-07
Ten years from now, what other obvious security vulnerability will we smack our foreheads over?

[view] [2,468 page views]

2015-02-04
The scandals certainly didn't help diesel's image, but the efficiency gains and reduction in oil dependency are the same.

[view] [1,519 page views]

2016-05-20
The bandwagon effect is amplified by 24/7 connectivity on mobile devices that reinforce personal beliefs via the social network built of your own cohort.

[view] [1,001 page views]

2014-12-18
For the record North Korea, I loved The Interview.

[view] [844 page views]

2005-11-10
Using other people's failures to your advantage is the mantra of Computer Science.

[view] [3,024 page views]

2009-02-19
Leave it to humanity to take the pristine void of space and fill it with shit.

[view] [2,559 page views]

2019-06-18
How long until we gentrify space?

[view] [954 page views]

2008-09-04
In this house ...we obey the laws of physics!

[view] [3,023 page views]

2010-06-06
One hundred years ago, humans were on the cusp of commercial flight. Now, we stand on that same edge of commercial spaceflight.

[view] [1,827 page views]

2015-12-22
Reusable rockets are a complete game changer for the future of manned space programs.

[view] [1,767 page views]

2010-12-10
SpaceX is really moving forward on the front of commercial space operations!

[view] [1,800 page views]

2019-06-30
Self driving cars should make things safer by taking unreliable human drivers out of the mix - unless we mess with them.

[view] [1,032 page views]

2011-08-16
Now everyone can play with malware.

[view] [625 page views]

2011-03-25
Centralized trust is great until the trusted party screws it all up.

[view] [1,113 page views]

2016-06-28
Whatever helps you feel superior to me, eh?

[view] [628 page views]

2015-11-10
Why is there no requirement for the low earner to provide receipts or some affirmation showing the money was directly attributed towards the child?

[view] [3,358 page views]

2005-11-26
Westerners have it pretty easy when it comes to prison ... but it still sucks. Is it supposed to though?

[view] [2,573 page views]

2015-12-29
And we seriously wonder why American kids can't program?

[view] [2,489 page views]

2010-09-02
Generally, I'm not a fan of believing things because other people say so ... but he puts a lot more thought into things than the typical person.

[view] [1,755 page views]

2010-06-15
Face it - humans aren't the traders anymore.

[view] [1,494 page views]

2010-10-10
Not all spy gadgets are awesome.

[view] [1,546 page views]

2015-12-02
"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go...because man, they're gone!" ~Jack Handey

[view] [2,472 page views]

2008-01-10
I hear the jury is still out on "science".

[view] [2,304 page views]

2020-03-13
After two decades, the SETI@home project is finally turning off.

[view] [1,124 page views]

2011-05-09
... and we lost it.

[view] [1,490 page views]

2011-11-11
This will probably find a better market in porn and pranks.

[view] [1,188 page views]

2008-01-15
Hopefully we'll get a new water toy out of his continued innovation.

[view] [2,770 page views]

2015-08-14
The impact of supercomputer analysis on the most mundane things impacts the engineering and design of everything in our daily lives.

[view] [1,469 page views]

2008-01-14
No No ... it's aliens!

[view] [2,301 page views]

2008-04-22
The old 3000 mile axiom is an antiquated service interval.

[view] [10,871 page views]

2008-05-16
There are a lot of ways to get around an operating system.

[view] [3,014 page views]

2011-02-24
Interestingly, this was written over half a decade ago and now it's quite normal for people to speak to Siri, Cortana, and Alexa. How quickly social norms with technology change!

[view] [2,622 page views]

2019-08-16
If there was ever a chance for life on the moon, well, Tardigrades would be it.

[view] [1,252 page views]

2006-11-03
Taxing video game "gold farmers" could become a revenue stream for the IRS.

[view] [14,183 page views]

2006-12-18
So very inappropriate ...

[view] [54,270 page views]

2016-02-18
It looks good to customers to stick the USG in the eye.

[view] [1,395 page views]

2015-12-24
Just don't "Big Bang" the black hole ... that's how we got into this mess last time.

[view] [2,343 page views]

2007-04-30
It doesn't take a strong RF signal anymore to enable a TEMPEST attack.

[view] [8,634 page views]

2012-04-08
The damage we'll see from bad drivers ... so worth it!

[view] [1,198 page views]

2010-03-20
Gadgets don't often make things easier.

[view] [1,456 page views]

2010-02-16
Widespread facial recognition is going to burn a lot of assets.

[view] [1,253 page views]

2007-12-06
People are too apt to find meaning where there is not.

[view] [3,699 page views]

2006-11-20
When constituents actually have a fear of being drafted, politicians should be less likely to send their voting base into combat.

[view] [9,309 page views]

2016-08-31
HFT represents the automated magnification of human greed.

[view] [5,974 page views]

2006-11-17
Can you be married by an ordained Jedi?

[view] [17,452 page views]

2007-09-13
They never really went away ...

[view] [7,538 page views]

2008-01-08
I have a feeling some poor kid somewhere was last to pick a PhD advisor and ended up having to study cow farts professionally.

[view] [1,992 page views]

2012-04-28
Too bad it only run the whole Internet.

[view] [1,180 page views]

2009-09-30
Somehow I'm not sure painting your house with Thermite is a good idea ... unless you needed to destroy evidence quickly.

[view] [1,645 page views]

2010-07-19
Exposés are always good media events but do they always do good?

[view] [1,398 page views]

2008-01-12
Your economic future is regularly torn apart by the idiots running Wall Street.

[view] [4,363 page views]

2016-07-28
Perhaps "come at me bro" isn't the wisest course of action?

[view] [1,509 page views]

2016-04-06
If you can't beat them ... own them.

[view] [1,054 page views]

2016-04-20
To avoid accusations from the tin-foil hat crowd - you have to keep your feeds running no matter what.

[view] [997 page views]

2008-01-18
Perhaps criminals have already given up their rights to privacy ... but this could just be a gateway to universal monitoring.

[view] [1,991 page views]

2012-07-12
Sound the usual - "they're gonna take all our guns" alarm.

[view] [1,109 page views]

2005-11-20
And now ... we have a new Pacific hegemon.

[view] [2,799 page views]

2010-11-13
... because endangered animals taste better, that's why.

[view] [1,494 page views]

2015-10-16
It's always aliens. Any other explanation is just a conspiracy man!

[view] [1,470 page views]

2007-06-27
It would seem the UK has taken a more logical approach to the matter than the US.

[view] [6,002 page views]

2015-12-21
We may not know what we are, but we know what we're not.

[view] [1,696 page views]

2010-05-30
You THINK when an ambulance shows up that it's packed with professionals to save your life ... but depending on what volunteer crew you have, could be a bunch of stoned kids.

[view] [1,360 page views]

2008-01-14
The venerable Hubble continues to add new and amazing contributions to astronomy.

[view] [2,665 page views]

2012-06-05
I suppose that's the prerogative of an original classification source.

[view] [1,671 page views]

2015-10-07
I don't think "our bad" is going to get them out of this one.

[view] [1,866 page views]

2013-08-13
Cover-up or Security?

[view] [984 page views]

2006-11-01
Imagine getting to fully automate your global hacking endeavors!

[view] [20,942 page views]

2011-12-13
Two trains leave Chicago and New York City heading towards each other ...

[view] [1,153 page views]

2011-07-25
So many fields can be self-taught these days, does higher education actually provide an adequate ROI anymore?

[view] [1,152 page views]

2008-03-11
Keeping with the times, the Vatican makes sure to put the kibosh on modern activities.

[view] [4,343 page views]

2013-03-15
You just can't make this stuff up.

[view] [949 page views]

2018-09-30
It's almost too easy to fabricate fake videos now.

[view] [1,702 page views]

2013-08-18
EU hypocrisy at it's finest.

[view] [835 page views]

2012-02-21
We are all savages.

[view] [2,270 page views]

2011-10-12
It's oh so awkward when you first learn about your vulnerabilities from public Internet stories.

[view] [1,051 page views]

2012-04-28
"No Touchbacks" only works on the playground apparently.

[view] [1,114 page views]

2015-12-21
Think of it as a noisy TOR.

[view] [1,762 page views]

2015-09-24
Perhaps the standards are actually to strict - highly efficient vehicles certainly help reduce our oil dependency.

[view] [1,515 page views]

2011-11-09
Everyone smiles yet everyone hates each other.

[view] [1,069 page views]

2016-04-28
Water is always sneaking up on us to present new and elaborate ways of drowning.

[view] [900 page views]

2011-02-17
I used to lose on Jeopardy to the Nintendo ... now all of humanity loses.

[view] [1,238 page views]

2013-01-11
Do you want snarky robots, Lana? Because that's how you get snarky robots.

[view] [960 page views]

2009-01-30
You can be surrounded by beautiful women as a fat ugly guy ... if you're rich.

[view] [2,405 page views]

2005-11-10
This is yet another reason why Americans are dumb.

[view] [2,233 page views]

2011-03-03
BLUF : It's not a good picture.

[view] [1,131 page views]

2011-05-02
Mission Complete right?

[view] [1,173 page views]

2010-09-28
... perhaps one of the most epic cyber attacks of all time.

[view] [2,093 page views]

2006-06-27
Is the contemporary view regarding "who" is in the military much different than the view in years past?

[view] [4,247 page views]

2015-10-16
There are so many reasons we can't have nice things.

[view] [869 page views]

2011-11-15
The Truth Is Out There ... Never Forget the X-Files!

[view] [2,340 page views]

2010-10-02
8 bits is all we really need.

[view] [1,571 page views]

1999-05-01
An explanation of why China normalized it's foreign policy relations with the United States in 1972 can be found using the Balance of Threat and Hegemonic Stability theories.

[view] [20,581 page views]

2010-11-30
So ... what was in there anyway?

[view] [1,425 page views]

2008-03-06
Is it really even worth trying to put authentication processes into software?

[view] [2,531 page views]

2006-05-12
People's impressions of electric cars is they're heavy, ugly, and slow. Until the X1.

[view] [2,526 page views]

2013-09-12
North Korea is that kid who agrees not to take your lunch money in exchange for not hitting you and then hits you again for more lunch money.

[view] [862 page views]

2008-09-02
Just remember, 50% of the population is below average.

[view] [4,321 page views]

2015-10-23
If you stare long enough ...

[view] [992 page views]



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