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CDC Releases Zombie Apocalypse Plan

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Our wives have long complained the male obsession with zombie apocalypse plans were frivolous. Well, the CDC (Center for Disease Control) has on it’s official .gov site a Zombie 101 basic preparedness plan for preventing your death (pdf) from a zombie outbreak. From the CDC:

If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine).

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