Ban Nerf Guns
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People like to argue the comparisons are absurd. However, if the criteria for a ban is based on absurd factors, then an absurd comparison has proven its point. To that end, I submit, the Nerf N-Strike Stampede ECS-50 Blaster. It features:
![](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nerf/images/d/d9/Stampede.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170830041609)
- pistol grip
- semi-automatic functionality
- extended 18 round magazine
- military-like front bipod
- military-like carrying handle
- military-like adjustable stock
And for a Nerf gun, it's one of the most intimidating models out there. This single weapon meets EVERY SINGLE piece of criteria for the proposed assault weapons ban! I also submit the commonly used logic that it serves absolutely no practical purpose other than to simulate killing. These should, therefore, be banned immediately.