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2013-02-03
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Ban Nerf Guns

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Tagged As: 2A, Humor, Legal, and Second Amendment

People like to argue the comparisons are absurd. However, if the criteria for a ban is based on absurd factors, then an absurd comparison has proven its point. To that end, I submit, the Nerf N-Strike Stampede ECS-50 Blaster. It features:

  • pistol grip
  • semi-automatic functionality
  • extended 18 round magazine
  • military-like front bipod
  • military-like carrying handle
  • military-like adjustable stock

And for a Nerf gun, it's one of the most intimidating models out there. This single weapon meets EVERY SINGLE piece of criteria for the proposed assault weapons ban! I also submit the commonly used logic that it serves absolutely no practical purpose other than to simulate killing. These should, therefore, be banned immediately.



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