Tag : Humor

2012-07-24

0xB16B00B5

Cash, Chicks, and Code ... a CNO developer's mantra.

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2013-12-17

Americans Oppose Santa's Privacy Violations

And then Santa whispered, "You smell different when you're awake."

[view] [1,327 page views]

2020-11-26

Baby Sucks at Games

Babies - such losers.

[view] [2,628 page views]

2013-02-03

Ban Nerf Guns

Absurd begets Absurd

[view] [1,584 page views]

2011-05-19

CDC Releases Zombie Apocalypse Plan

Your government tax dollars are keeping you safe - from zombies.

[view] [2,637 page views]

2010-09-09

Dance Moves for Men

I can always rely on "the sprinkler" to win the ladies.

[view] [2,577 page views]

2012-07-31

Female Body Armor

Everyone knows a woman's armor class is inverse to the surface area of exposed skin.

[view] [1,919 page views]

2017-11-28

Go Army! Beat Navy!

It's the special time of the year when it's oh so fun to make fun of the Naval Academy.

[view] [8,564 page views]

2013-01-02

Guns versus Cars

It's often derided as apples to oranges ... but is it really?

[view] [5,244 page views]

2009-07-13

Healing Power of Swearing

Sometimes you just have to yell out F*CK to feel good.

[view] [2,330 page views]

2011-08-01

Internet Explorer Users Are Downright Stupid

I think we always secretly knew ... and appropriately judged our peers.

[view] [1,765 page views]

2009-11-07

Iraqis Look for Bombs with Divination

We laugh at them ... but the USA is ripe with people swearing by crystals, gongs, and homeopathy.

[view] [2,137 page views]

2005-12-21

Merry Religious Assimilation Day: The Pagan History of Christmas

A brief look into the historical origins of Christmas.

[view] [8,470 page views]

2016-03-25

Microsoft's Racist AI

Not even our Artificial Intelligence can play well with others.

[view] [2,066 page views]

2010-11-29

Most Boring Day Ever

It may seem like your day at work is the worst - but apparently it's not.

[view] [1,722 page views]

2019-11-26

Professional Lifehacks

There's always a way to live better - live awesome!

[view] [2,102 page views]

2016-02-04

Resting Bitch Face

If you don't see anyone else with RBF, maybe it's you.

[view] [2,783 page views]

2006-07-19

Roe Sham Boe

There are athletes ... and then there are ATHLETES.

[view] [4,359 page views]

2012-01-27

Star Wars Uncut

Prepare yourself for two hours of conjoined clips held together loosely by The Force.

[view] [1,650 page views]

2006-11-17

The Religious Order of the Jedi

Can you be married by an ordained Jedi?

[view] [17,875 page views]