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2017-11-28
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Go Army! Beat Navy!

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Navy calls it the "yard" so they can still have recess. #BeatNavy


Navy buys cereal based on the toy in the box. #GoArmy


Navy requests a Purple Heart for paper cuts. #BeatNavy


Navy gets excited for the big 64 count box of crayons. #GoArmy


Navy has less sea time than princess characters on a Disney Cruise ship. #GoArmy



Navy has trouble going to sleep without an exchange cadet checking under their bed for monsters. #BeatNavy


Navy studies Girl Scout cookie sales for leadership lessons. #BeatNavy


Navy has to sit down to pee. #GoArmy


Navy borrows your car and brings it back with an empty tank. #BeatNavy



Navy was my fallback school. #GoArmy


Navy thought a quarterback was a refund. #BeatNavy


Navy cries each time Goose dies in Top Gun. #GoArmy


Navy puts the tip in the tip jar ... to see how it feels. #BeatNavy


Navy is why we'll have mandatory, annual "no sky penis" training from now on. #GoArmy


Navy squeals like a girl when Twilight is on. #BeatNavy


Navy is why U2 hasn't found what they're looking for. #GoArmy


Two NAVY football players were given a special SAT test to meet their admission requirements to the Naval Academy. Soon after the test began, the first guy turns to the second guy and asks, “Old MacDonald had a what?”

The other replies, “He had a farm.”

The first asks, “How do you spell it?”

To which the second replied, “E-I-E-I-O.”

#BeatNavy


Navy kids are ashamed their parent(s) went to USNA. #GoArmy


Navy looks up to CAPT Jack Sparrow for inspiration. #BeatNavy


Navy turned tricks to put themselves through USNA ... still doesn't realize it was tuition free. #GoArmy


Navy invented SEALs because they know if nobody actually puts boots on the ground they're just hiding far away on a boat. #BeatNavy


Navy has big ships because they're compensating. #GoArmy


Navy still can't color between the lines. #BeatNavy


Navy plays with green Army men to feel more "tactical." #GoArmy



Navy loads all the chambers in Russian roulette and begs to go first. #BeatNavy


Navy requests combat ribbons for watching war movies. #GoArmy


Navy giggles at "sextant" and "seamen." #BeatNavy


Navy is positive it's "not gay when you're underway." #GoArmy


Navy doesn't know what happened to the bread when toast pops up. #BeatNavy


Navy attends the United States Naval Academy For Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

Navy tells little kids there is no Santa Clause. #GoArmy


Navy thinks Top Gun was a documentary. #BeatNavy


Navy always "replies to all" when emailing. #GoArmy


Navy asks their girlfriends to parallel park for them. #BeatNavy


Navy drives slow in the fast lane. #GoArmy



Navy relies on SEALs to get women. #BeatNavy


Navy gets a sippy cup at restaurants. #GoArmy


Navy only uses spoons because forks and knives are for big kids. #BeatNavy


Navy evacuates ahead of women and children. #GoArmy


Navy roots for Voldemort. #BeatNavy


Navy reads coloring books "for the articles." #GoArmy



Navy still gets the crusts cut off their sandwiches. #BeatNavy


Navy sings "It's Raining Men" in the shower. #GoArmy


Navy gets mad at the midshipman in the mirror that won't stop copying. #BeatNavy


Navy watches paint dry. #GoArmy


Navy fixes their ships with reiki healing. #BeatNavy


Navy kids pretend to be Army soldiers. #GoArmy


Navy waxes romantically about The Little Mermaid. #BeatNavy


Navy steals ketchup and mustard packets from restaurants for home. #GoArmy


Navy gets an automatic 20% VA disability for their incurable, USNA inferiority complex. #BeatNavy


Navy uses their police to quell Army spirit missions - to avoid traumatizing midshipmen.

Navy considers resort cruises as "deployment sea time". #GoArmy


Navy can't attend Airborne School because you have to count to four. #BeatNavy


Navy still updates their MySpace page. #GoArmy


Navy only does CrossFit on the rest days. #BeatNavy


Navy is addicted to placebos. #GoArmy


Navy pays extra for gluten-free, dolphin-safe, organic, zero-calorie water. #BeatNavy


Navy has a colorful nose from scratch 'n sniff markers. #GoArmy


Navy gets PTSD from Nerf. #BeatNavy


Navy utilizes the "clusterfuck" formation for its parade performances.

Navy leads the way on banning dangerous dihydrogen monoxide chemicals. #GoArmy


Navy supports banning women's suffrage because women shouldn't suffer. #BeatNavy


Navy squinches their nose and cutely says "Boop" when they collide ships. #GoArmy


Navy covers their eyes in combat to hide from the "Bad Guys." #BeatNavy


Navy checks if their guns are loaded by looking down the barrel. #GoArmy


Navy takes a knee during the National Anthem. #BeatNavy


Navy uses a money clip to hold their coins. #GoArmy


Navy always chooses the easier wrong. #BeatNavy


Navy takes phone calls in public bathroom stalls. #GoArmy


Navy had to make another college for their grads because they didn't get it right the first time.

Navy stands next to you at the urinal. #BeatNavy


Navy speeds in school zones. #GoArmy


Navy will never be the man their mom was.#BeatNavy


Navy joined the fight against autism, by fighting autistic children. #GoArmy


Navy pulls through and blocks the intersection at red lights. #BeatNavy


Navy freezes boiling water to save it for later. #GoArmy


Navy tells "Yo Mama" jokes about their own mom. #BeatNavy


Navy’s going to give you up. Navy’s going to let you down. Navy’s going to run aground & desert you. #GoArmy


Navy doesn't understand how 2017 is in the 21st century. #BeatNavy


Navy hooks up solar panels in their basement and turns on their incandescent lights. #GoArmy


Navy doesn't recycle. #BeatNavy



Navy supports Global Warming for bigger oceans. #GoArmy


Navy isn't sure its her baby when she's pregnant. #BeatNavy


Navy refuses to release their tax returns. #GoArmy


Navy double dips their chips. #BeatNavy


Navy is jealous of ISIS for their goats. #GoArmy


I thought of Navy today. Then I remembered to take out the garbage. #BeatNavy



Navy doesn't wash their hands. #GoArmy


Navy is a close-talker with bad breath. #BeatNavy


Navy makes their date pay. #GoArmy


Navy uses the HOV lane with "inflatable" passengers. #BeatNavy


Navy likes to name-drop their famous alumni ... but nobody knows who they are. #GoArmy


Navy hangs to the left. #BeatNavy


Navy craps in the only working shower on the FOB. #GoArmy



Navy retreats from a snowball fight with 3 year olds. #BeatNavy


Navy has "itchy burning discharge" recorded on their DD-214. #GoArmy


Navy prefers Internet Explorer. #BeatNavy


Navy gets a passing PRT score for showing up and having a pulse. #GoArmy


Navy wants to show you their *junk* because there is something that really itches down there and they can't figure it out .... #BeatNavy


Navy still uses training wheels. #GoArmy


Navy is the reason for a Zima relaunch. #BeatNavy


Legendary cadet Mike Nemeth got Yahoo to pick-up a prank story on Annapolis honoring West Point.
Archived at - https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2015/11/04/west-point-grad-pranks-annapolis-with-go-army-day/

Navy tells you the end of a movie before you can watch it. #GoArmy


Navy thought books were based on movies. #BeatNavy


Navy's favorite book is by Dr. Seuss - One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. #GoArmy


Navy orders vegan at a steakhouse. #BeatNavy


Navy peeps in the shower. #GoArmy


Navy eats soup with a fork. #BeatNavy


Navy is afraid of the Bermuda Triangle. #GoArmy


Navy thinks Puerto Rico is part of Cuba. #BeatNavy


Navy tried to paint their submarine yellow. #GoArmy


Navy dreams of upgrading to a double-wide trailer with a chain link fence. #BeatNavy



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