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(kanker)flikker - [edit]
Literally fag (with cancer)

(kanker-/tering-/tyfus-) lijer - [edit]
Literally sick person
Practical
Usage
This is one of the strongest expressions in Dutch and should be used with utmost caution or maybe just don't (you have to be extremely angry in order to justify the use). Basically you are saying that the person has or should get respectively cancer, consumption (TBC) or typhus. Calling someone a "kankerlijer" is equivalent to call someone a "cunt". Calling someone any other diseases would be equivalent to calling someone "asshole", "dickhead", "dickwad", "bitch" etc. It can be used for both men & women.

eet stront - [edit]
Literally eat shit

eikel - [edit]
Literally dickhead

godverdomme - [edit]
Literally god damit

godverdomme - [edit]
god-ver-dom-me
Literally god damn me
Practical
Usage
You screwed up big time. This might make you feel better afterwards.

hoer - [edit]
Literally whore

hoerenjong - [edit]
Literally literally: son of a whore

homo / pot - [edit]
Literally faggot
Practical
Usage
Whoever uses poot labels himself as a homophobe. It is both very vulgar and outmoded.

hou je bek - [edit]
how yuh back
Literally hold your mouth
Practical
Usage
bek" is slang for mouth, basically it means "shut up!

je moeder's schaamlipcorrectie - [edit]
Literally your mom's labia correction

kanker aap - [edit]
kahnker aap
Literally kanker=cancer aap=monkey
Practical
Usage
often used against black poeple... don't use this word #cancer is very often used in dutch swearing, just put cancer before something and you have a dutch swearing word!

kankerhoer - [edit]
Literally whore with cancer
Practical
Usage
This is almost the worst thing you can say, so be very careful with this one.

klootzak - [edit]
klohtzahk
Literally lit. scrotum or ballbag, equiv. asshole

kontebonker - [edit]
conterbonker
Literally ass fucker
Practical
Usage
describes a gay

kontneukende kut - [edit]
Literally ass fucking cunt

kus mijn hol - [edit]
Literally kiss my ass
Practical
Usage
kus mijn hol #bartsipmpson

kus mijn kloten - [edit]
Literally kiss my balls (variation)
Practical
Usage
usually said to a doctor after a checkup

kutwijf - [edit]
Literally literally translated as 'cunt woman' -means: cunt, bitch
Practical
Usage
'Kutwijf' (cunt, bitch) is one of the common swearwords (like bitch really), you dont have to be really angry to say it, but its seen as a very rude word.

lik mijn reet - [edit]
Literally lick my ass (variation)

loop naar de maan! / ga fietsen! - [edit]
Literally get lost / go away
Practical
Usage
lit. run to the moon! / go cycling!

lul - [edit]
Literally limp dick
Practical
Usage
Something Mark Rutte (prime minister) always has

moeder neuker - [edit]
Literally mother fucker
Practical
Usage
To call someone an mother fucker

mongool - [edit]
Literally retard

muts - [edit]
Literally cap
Practical
Usage
Refers to the female private parts. Minor insult, sometimes even used in a more friendly way. Often used in combination, eg 'Stomme muts' (=stupid woman)

nerd - [edit]
Literally nerd

neuk je moeder - [edit]
Literally go fuck your mom

paarden lul zuiger - [edit]
Literally horse dick lover

rotzak - [edit]
Literally scoundrel
Practical
Usage
An insult towards a person who you develop ill feelings for

schijtlaars/ schijterd - [edit]
Literally shitbird
Practical
Usage
Holy Toledo, so glad I cilkced on this site first!

slet - [edit]
Literally slut

smeerlap - [edit]
sum-eer (like in eerie) laah-p
Literally dirtbag
Practical
Usage
Not very strong or horrible to say, usually used for pedophiles and dirty people in general. "Die gast versierde mijn zusje laatst nog, wat een smeerlap!" - "That guy hit on my sister the other day, what a dirtbag!" "Pat is een smeerlap, hij stinkt." - "Pat is a dirtbag, he smells/stinks."

smoel dicht/ bek houden - [edit]
Literally shut the fuck up
Practical
Usage
to make some one shut up

stuk stront - [edit]
Literally piece of shit

sukkel - [edit]
Literally loser

teef - [edit]
Literally bitch

teringeikel - [edit]
Literally "tuberculosis glans"
Practical
Usage
Can be compared with the English: "Dickhead"

v33 - [edit]
Literally drop dead


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