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(kanker)flikker - [edit]
Literally fag (with cancer)

(kanker-/tering-/tyfus-) lijer - [edit]
Literally sick person
Practical
Usage
This is one of the strongest expressions in Dutch and should be used with utmost caution or maybe just don't (you have to be extremely angry in order to justify the use). Basically you are saying that the person has or should get respectively cancer, consumption (TBC) or typhus. It can be used for both men & women.

eikel - [edit]
Literally dickhead

godverdomme - [edit]
Literally god damn

hoer - [edit]
Literally whore

hoerenjong - [edit]
Literally son of a bitch (literally: son of a whore)

homo / poot - [edit]
Literally faggot
Practical
Usage
Whoever uses poot labels himself as a homophobe. It is both very vulgar and outmoded.

hou je bek - [edit]
how yuh back
Literally hold your mouth
Practical
Usage
bek" is slang for mouth, basically it means "shut up!

kanker aap - [edit]
kahnker aap
Literally kanker=cancer aap=monkey
Practical
Usage
often used against black poeple... don't use this word #cancer is very often used in dutch swearing, just put cancer before something and you have a dutch swearing word!

kankerhoer - [edit]
Literally whore with cancer
Practical
Usage
This is almost the worst thing you can say, so be very careful with this one.

klootzak - [edit]
klohtzahk
Literally lit. ballbag, equiv. asshole

kus mijn hol / lik mijn reet - [edit]
Literally kiss my ass

kus mijn kloten - [edit]
Literally kiss my balls (variation)

kutwijf - [edit]
Literally literally translated as 'cunt woman' -means: cunt, bitch
Practical
Usage
'Kutwijf' (cunt, bitch) is one of the common swearwords (like bitch really), you dont have to be really angry to say it, but its seen as a very rude word.

lik mijn reet - [edit]
Literally lick my ass (variation)

loop naar de maan! / ga fietsen! - [edit]
Literally get lost / go away
Practical
Usage
lit. run to the moon! / go cycling!

lul - [edit]
Literally dick

mongool - [edit]
Literally retard

nerd - [edit]
Literally nerd

neuk je moeder - [edit]
Literally go fuck your mom

schijtlaars/ schijterd - [edit]
Literally chickenshit
Practical
Usage
Holy Toledo, so glad I cilkced on this site first!

slet - [edit]
Literally slut

smeerlap - [edit]
Literally bastard

smoel dicht/ bek houwe - [edit]
Literally shut the fuck up
Practical
Usage
Got it! Thanks a lot again for hlenipg me out!

stuk stront - [edit]
Literally piece of shit

sukkel - [edit]
Literally loser

teef - [edit]
Literally bitch

teringeikel - [edit]
Literally big d!ckhead

val dood - [edit]
Literally drop dead


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