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February 2008
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International Cursing & Swearing Dictionary

German Insults


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arschgesicht arsh-ge-z(ts)-ikt assface
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Last Updated 15 days ago.


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arschloch ar-sh-lock asshole
Usage There is no equivalent to the "ch" in the english language. It is like the scottish "ch". Kind of like a soft "k"
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Last Updated 4 months ago.


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arschwichser arsh-visher ass fucker
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Last Updated 4 months ago.


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behindert bay-hin-dirt cripple, disabled
Usage Normal word meaning "disabled", normal use prevailing over abusive. "Du bist behindert" (you are a cripple) Pronounced Doo bisst bay-HIN-dirt "Sag mal bist du behindert ?" (Are you retarted or something ?) Pronounced: Zag maal bist doo bay-HIN-dirt?
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Last Updated about 1 month ago.


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beweg deinen fetten arsch zur seite bevek deye-nen fetten arsh sur zeye-te move your fat ass to the side
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Last Updated 4 months ago.


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blas mir einen blah-s meer eye nun blow me one
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Last Updated 4 months ago.


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deine mutter dye-nuh mooter your mother
Usage Deine Mutter (always with capitals) are NOT swear words unless you add something to it like: Deine Mutter ist eine Hure. (Your mother is a whore) which is a serious insult
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Last Updated 4 months ago.


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deine mutter hurt in der stadt dyneh mooter hoort in der shtatt your mother whores in the city
Usage This will pierce the delicate, mother-loving heart of ANY German! Use liberally and with impunity!
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Last Updated 3 months ago.


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dorf trottel doorff trot tel village idiot
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Last Updated over 1 year ago.


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dumme ziege doom-meh zee-geh (anti-female) similar to dumb blonde
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Last Updated about 1 month ago.


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feiger hund f-eye-ger hunt cowardly dog
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Last Updated 4 months ago.


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fick dich! feeck dish* fuck you
Usage *The "Ch" sounds like a soft "sh"
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Last Updated 2 months ago.


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fickt euch/ficken sie sich fuck you
Usage This version of 'fuck you' is sexual. The German verb ficken is only used in sexual situations. Scheiß- followed by assorted endings is the proper way to express the more irritated 'fuck' phrases in English.
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Last Updated 1 day ago.


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halt die fresse shut up
Usage the same meaning: "halts maul!"
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Last Updated 3 months ago.


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himmel donner wetter used in the beginning of an exclamation as an expression of shear frustration
Usage This simply translates as "Sky Thunder Weather"
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Last Updated 6 months ago.


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hurensohn son of a bitch
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Last Updated almost 2 years ago.


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ich hab's mit deiner freundin getrieben, aber sie war nicht so gut wie deine mutti! eech habs mit dyner froyndin getreebin, abberr sea varr neeckt so goot vee dyneh moottee! i fucked your girlfriend, but sadly, she was not as good a shag as your beloved mother!
Usage Ooh! That'll smart a bit!
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Last Updated 3 months ago.


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jeder der das liest ist ein zurueckgebliebener! yayderr der dass leest ist ein tzooroockgebleebener everyone that reads this is a retard!
Usage Use this when you have finished reading a web page that was a total waste of time and written, clearly, by assholes who have no knowledge whatsoever of either English or German!! Repeat after me: Ich bin ein Zurueckgebliebener!!! ha!!
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Last Updated 3 months ago.


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krüziturken damn you
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Last Updated almost 2 years ago.


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leck mich am arsch leh-k meeck am arsh lick my ass
Usage it means kiss my ass
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Last Updated 3 months ago.


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mach es dir selber go fuck yourself
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Last Updated almost 2 years ago.


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mein vater braucht viagra um deine mutter zu ficken! mine fatter browcht viagra oom dyneh mooterr tzoo ficken! my dad needs viagra to shag your mum!
Usage Do it. The famous German sense of humour really loves and appreciates this one. It's not too bad...honest..
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Last Updated 3 months ago.


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milchbubi mama's boy
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Last Updated almost 2 years ago.


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missgeburt miz-geburt a common insult to say that someine is born deformed
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Last Updated 4 months ago.


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scheisskopf shyss-kopf shithead
Usage "Listen here, Scheisskopf, the gravy goes on the potatoes in one scoop....any more and it's comin' outta of your check."
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Last Updated 8 months ago.


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scheiße shy - sse shit
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Last Updated over 1 year ago.


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schlampe bitch / slut
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Last Updated almost 2 years ago.


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schwachsinniger simple minded one
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Last Updated almost 2 years ago.


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schwanzlutscher dick licker
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Last Updated almost 2 years ago.


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spießer speeser anal retentive
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Last Updated 8 months ago.


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Spinner freak
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Last Updated almost 2 years ago.


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stummer arsch shtoomer arse dumb ass
Usage i'm from germany and i'ver never hear this phrase. This phrase does not exist in German!!! ---------- I agree this doesn't exist in German !
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Last Updated about 1 month ago.


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trottel stupid / jerk
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Last Updated almost 2 years ago.


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tussi toosi skank, dumb bitch
Usage Used to define sleazy and sexually promiscuous woman or a girl with low IQ.
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Last Updated 12 months ago.


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verdammt damn
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Last Updated 9 months ago.


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verpiss dich piss off, fuck off, get lost
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Last Updated 12 months ago.


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verrückt crazy
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Last Updated 3 months ago.


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wichser vi(short i)xer translates literally to wanker, someone who jerks off a lot, often used for asshole
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Last Updated 12 months ago.



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