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arschficken - [edit]
Literally (to) assfuck
Practical
Usage
I will assfuck you and Jan Markus

arschgeburt - [edit]
Literally born from ass
Practical
Usage
Universal insult, always good and useful.

arschgesicht - [edit]
arsh-ge-z(ts)-ikt
Literally assface

arschloch jan markus - [edit]
ar-sh-lock
Literally asshole
Practical
Usage
There is no equivalent to the "ch" in the english language. It is like the scottish "ch". Kind of like a soft "k"

behindert - [edit]
bay-hin-dirt
Literally cripple, disabled
Practical
Usage
Normal word meaning "disabled", normal use prevailing over abusive. "Du bist behindert" (you are a cripple) Pronounced Doo bisst bay-HIN-dirt "Sag mal bist du behindert ?" (Are you retarted or something ?) Pronounced: Zag maal bist doo bay-HIN-dirt?

beweg deinen fetten arsch zur seite - [edit]
bevek die-nen fetten arsh tzoor zy-te
Literally move your fat ass to the side

blas mir einen - [edit]
blah-s meer eye nun
Literally blow me

deine mutter - [edit]
dye-nuh mooter
Literally your mother
Practical
Usage
Deine Mutter (always with capitals) are NOT swear words unless you add something to it like: Deine Mutter ist eine Hure. (Your mother is a whore) which is a serious insult Nowadays "Deine Mutter" can be used as a swear word on its own and will be understood by any German! May also be used as a German equivalent to "In your face!" or "you are talking bullshit!"

deine mutter hurt in der stadt - [edit]
dyneh mooter hoort in der shtatt
Literally your mother whores in the city
Practical
Usage
This will pierce the delicate, mother-loving heart of ANY German! Use liberally and with impunity!

dorftrottel - [edit]
dorf trot-ul
Literally village idiot, jan markus from herbram :) :) :)
Practical
Usage
You are the/a Dorftrottel. Du bist der/ein Dorftrottel Du bist Jan Markus

du hast einen kleinen schwanz - [edit]
doo hast eye-nen klynen shvants
Literally "you have a small dick"
Practical
Usage
Used often to insult the size of ones penis.

dumme ziege - [edit]
doom-meh zee-geh
Literally (to a woman) 'dumb goat'
Practical
Usage
(the "z" is pronounced as a sharp "ts" sound, almost like the noise someone makes when they hear something they find ridiculous.)

dummer arsch - [edit]
doomer-arsh
Literally dumb ass
Practical
Usage
like dummkopf. dumm meaning dumb/stupid and kopf meaning head.

feiger hund - [edit]
f-eye-ger hoont
Literally cowardly dog

fick dich / fickt euch - [edit]
Literally fuck you
Practical
Usage
"fick dich" (singular) or "fickt euch" (plural) means fuck you and is used the same way "fuck you" is used in English, mostly to express that someone is being an asshole/annoys you. Also can be used as an equivalent for "bite me", but it's more offensive.

ficker - [edit]
figger
Literally fucker

halt die fresse jonas schnurbus - [edit]
halt die fressah jonas
Literally shut up and doen't include the word "fuck". it merely means stop talking in a somewhat deameaning and insulting way. less insulting but still impolite would be "halt(en) sie/du den mund". it has nothing to do with with a way of eating like an animal.
Practical
Usage
the same meaning: "halts maul!" Germans hate being associated with animals, and this means "stop eating like an animal" but translated loosely into "shut the fuck up." Use with anger and fists raised.

hampelmann - [edit]
hum-pel-mon
Literally someone who is constantly clumsy or clutzy, someone who is always moving around, twitching, bumping, or falling into things or tripping, someone who has "ants in his pants"
Practical
Usage
Used when someone is unable to keep still, constantly restless in an annoying way, constantly uncoordinated,clumsy, always knocking things down or over, a "klutz"

himmel donner wetter - [edit]
Literally used in the beginning of an exclamation as an expression of shear frustration
Practical
Usage
This simply translates as "Sky Thunder Weather"

hurensohn - [edit]
who-rgen-sohn
Literally son of a whore
Practical
Usage
- Hallo Ich bin Jan - Hallo Hurensohn :) :) :)

ich hab es mit deiner freundin getrieben, aber sie war nicht so gut wie deine mutter - [edit]
eech habs mit dyner froyndin getreebin, abberr sea varr neeckt so goot vee dyneh moottee!
Literally i fucked your girlfriend, but sadly, she was not as good a shag as your mother!
Practical
Usage
Ooh! That'll smart a bit!

jan markus - [edit]
idiot
Literally someone breathtakingly unattractive
Practical
Usage
"She looked okay when we were in the bar, but when I woke up the next morning it turned out she was a complete minger. On fire and put out with a shovel, that sort of thing." NB: This is from the UK, not Germany.

kackfass - [edit]
Literally platter of shit

kruzitürken - [edit]
Literally damn you

leck mich am arsch - [edit]
leh-k meeck am arsh
Literally lick my ass
Practical
Usage
it means kiss my ass

mach es dir selber - [edit]
Literally go fuck yourself

mecker liese - [edit]
me-ker lee-ze
Literally a very annoying and complaining woman or person
Practical
Usage
Used to refer to someone who always has constant complaints about everything he/she encounters; someone who complains about everything; for example bad service, bad food, the weather is too hot or cold, and so on.....also known as the perpetual "fusspot" or constantly picky person

mein vater braucht viagra um deine mutter zu ficken! - [edit]
mine fatter browcht viagra oom dyneh mooterr tzoo ficken!
Literally my dad needs viagra to shag your mum!
Practical
Usage
Do it. The famous German sense of humour really loves and appreciates this one. It's not too bad...honest..

missgeburt - [edit]
miz-geburt
Literally a common insult to say that someone is born deformed

muschi - [edit]
moo-she
Literally pussy, vagina

muttersöhnchen jan markus - [edit]
moottersoenchin
Literally mama's boy
Practical
Usage
Not especially offensive, though a fun word to know.

opfer - [edit]
op-furr
Literally victim or sacrifice
Practical
Usage
This insult is used in a similar way as the English "moron" It describes a person that is inferior to others, such as someone who is constantly bullied. With "Wichser", "Hurensohn" and "Spasst" one of the most commonly and widely used insults.

penis - [edit]
penis
Literally penis
Practical
Usage
penisuthernmost German states: Baden-Württemburg and Bayern (Bavaria). penis

saukerl - [edit]
zow care ul
Literally pig boy
Practical
Usage
Use your imagination. I'm pretty sure everyone can find a usage for this one.

saumench - [edit]
zau men ch
Literally pig girl
Practical
Usage
Just an insult

scheisskopf - [edit]
shyss-kopf
Literally shithead
Practical
Usage
"Listen here, Scheisskopf, the gravy goes on the potatoes in one scoop....any more and it's comin' outta your check." If you said Scheisskopf to any german they would just simply laugh at you, Dummkopf is a softer and friendlier word for being idiotic.

scheiße - [edit]
shy - sse
Literally shit

schlampe - [edit]
shlump-eh
Literally bitch / slut
Practical
Usage
du dumme schlampe / you stupid cunt

schwachkopf - [edit]
Literally weak-head
Practical
Usage
It's like stupid or dumb, but I don't if it's taken seriously or just like a minor insult.

schwachsinniger - [edit]
Literally simple minded one

schwanzlutscher - [edit]
Literally cocksucker

schweinepriester benny und jonas - [edit]
sh-wine-priest-er
Literally pig priest = traitor and someone without scruples
Practical
Usage
use this for someone who screws their friends over

spießer - [edit]
shpeeser
Literally anal retentive

Spinner - [edit]
Literally freak

teri maa ka fuddaa - [edit]
Literally fuck your mother in pussy
Practical
Usage
saale bhen ke takke, teri maa ka fudda

trottel - [edit]
Literally stupid / jerk

tussi - [edit]
toosi
Literally skank, dumb bitch
Practical
Usage
Boy that really helps me the heck out.

verdammt - [edit]
fur-dammed
Literally damn
Practical
Usage
None can doubt the vreaicty of this article.

verpiss dich - [edit]
Literally piss off, fuck off, get lost, be jan markus

verrückt - [edit]
fair rookt
Literally crazy

wichser - [edit]
vic-sir
Literally translates literally to wanker, someone who jerks off a lot, often used for asshole
Practical
Usage
AKAIK you've got the anwesr in one!