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| arschgesicht - [edit] |
| arsh-ge-z(ts)-ikt |
| Literally
| assface |
| arschloch - [edit] |
| ar-sh-lock |
| Literally
| asshole |
Practical
Usage
| There is no equivalent to the "ch" in the english language. It is like the scottish "ch". Kind of like a soft "k" |
| behindert - [edit] |
| bay-hin-dirt |
| Literally
| cripple, disabled |
Practical
Usage
| Normal word meaning "disabled", normal use prevailing over abusive.
"Du bist behindert" (you are a cripple)
Pronounced Doo bisst bay-HIN-dirt
"Sag mal bist du behindert ?" (Are you retarted or something ?)
Pronounced:
Zag maal bist doo bay-HIN-dirt? |
| beweg deinen fetten arsch zur seite - [edit] |
| bevek die-nen fetten arsh tzoor zy-te |
| Literally
| move your fat ass to the side |
| blas mir einen - [edit] |
| blah-s meer eye nun |
| Literally
| suck my dick |
| deine mutter - [edit] |
| dye-nuh mooter |
| Literally
| your mother |
Practical
Usage
| Deine Mutter (always with capitals)
are NOT swear words unless you add something to it like:
Deine Mutter ist eine Hure.
(Your mother is a whore)
which is a serious insult
Nowadays "Deine Mutter" can be used as a swear word on its own and will be understood by any German! May also be used as a German equivalent to "In your face!" or "you are talking bullshit!" |
| deine mutter hurt in der stadt - [edit] |
| dyneh mooter hoort in der shtatt |
| Literally
| your mother whores in the city |
Practical
Usage
| This will pierce the delicate, mother-loving heart of ANY German! Use liberally and with impunity! |
| dorftrottel - [edit] |
| dorf trot-ul |
| Literally
| village idiot |
Practical
Usage
| You are the/a Dorftrottel.
Du bist der/ein Dorftrottel |
| du hast einen kleinen schwanz! - [edit] |
| doo hasst einen klein-uh shvanz |
| Literally
| you have a small penis. |
Practical
Usage
| Used often to insult the size of ones penis. "You have a small penis." |
| dumme ziege - [edit] |
| doom-meh zee-geh |
| Literally
| (to a woman) 'dumb goat' |
| dummer arsch - [edit] |
| doomer-arsh |
| Literally
| dumb ass |
Practical
Usage
| like dummkopf. dumm meaning dumb/stupid and kopf meaning head. |
| feiger hund - [edit] |
| f-eye-ger hoont |
| Literally
| cowardly dog |
| fick dich / fickt euch - [edit] |
| Literally
| fuck you |
Practical
Usage
| "fick dich" (singular) or "fickt euch" (plural) means fuck you and is used the same way "fuck you" is used in English, mostly to express that someone is being an asshole/annoys you. Also can be used as an equivalent for "bite me", but it's more offensive. |
| ficker - [edit] |
| figger |
| Literally
| fucker |
| halt die fresse - [edit] |
| halt die fressah |
| Literally
| shut up and doen't include the word "fuck". it merely means stop talking in a somewhat deameaning and insulting way. less insulting but still impolite would be "halt(en) sie/du den mund". it has nothing to do with with a way of eating like an animal. |
Practical
Usage
| the same meaning: "halts maul!"
Germans hate being associated with animals, and this means "stop eating like an animal" but translated loosely into "shut the fuck up." Use with anger and fists raised. |
| hampelmann - [edit] |
| hum-pel-mon |
| Literally
| someone who is constantly clumsy or clutzy, someone who is always moving around, twitching, bumping, or falling into things or tripping, someone who has "ants in his pants" |
Practical
Usage
| Used when someone is unable to keep still, constantly restless in an annoying way, constantly uncoordinated,clumsy, always knocking things down or over, a "klutz" |
| himmel donner wetter - [edit] |
| Literally
| used in the beginning of an exclamation as an expression of shear frustration |
Practical
Usage
| This simply translates as "Sky Thunder Weather" |
| hurensohn - [edit] |
| who-rgen-sohn |
| Literally
| son of a bitch |
Practical
Usage
| This is eaxctly what I was looking for. Thanks for writing! |
| ich hab deine freudin gefickt , aber leider war sie nicht so gut wie deine mutter! - [edit] |
| eech habs mit dyner froyndin getreebin, abberr sea varr neeckt so goot vee dyneh moottee! |
| Literally
| i fucked your girlfriend, but sadly, she was not as good a shag as your mother! |
Practical
Usage
| Ooh! That'll smart a bit! |
| ich komme aus - [edit] |
| Literally
| (to) assfuck |
Practical
Usage
| I will assfuck you and your mother
I will assfuck you and your mother!
Edit: "ich komme aus" means "I come from" not "I will assfuck you and your mother"
Not sure why this is here. |
| kruzitürken - [edit] |
| Literally
| damn you |
| leck mich am arsch - [edit] |
| leh-k meeck am arsh |
| Literally
| lick my ass |
Practical
Usage
| it means kiss my ass |
| mach es dir selber - [edit] |
| Literally
| go fuck yourself |
| mecker liese - [edit] |
| me-ker lee-ze |
| Literally
| a very annoying and complaining woman or person |
Practical
Usage
| Used to refer to someone who always has constant complaints about everything he/she encounters; someone who complains about everything; for example bad service, bad food, the weather is too hot or cold, and so on.....also known as the perpetual "fusspot" or constantly picky person |
| mein vater braucht viagra um deine mutter zu ficken! - [edit] |
| mine fatter browcht viagra oom dyneh mooterr tzoo ficken! |
| Literally
| my dad needs viagra to shag your mum! |
Practical
Usage
| Do it. The famous German sense of humour really loves and appreciates this one. It's not too bad...honest.. |
| missgeburt - [edit] |
| miz-geburt |
| Literally
| a common insult to say that someine is born deformed |
| muschi - [edit] |
| moo-she |
| Literally
| pussy, vagina |
| muttersöhnchen - [edit] |
| moottersoenchin |
| Literally
| mama's boy |
Practical
Usage
| Not especially offensive, though a fun word to know. |
| opfer - [edit] |
| op-furr |
| Literally
| victim or sacrifice |
Practical
Usage
| This insult is used in a similar way as the English "moron" It describes a person that is inferior to others, such as someone who is constantly bullied. With "Wichser", "Hurensohn" and "Spasst" one of the most commonly and widely used insults. |
| saukerl - [edit] |
| zow care ul |
| Literally
| bastard |
Practical
Usage
| Use your imagination. I'm pretty sure everyone can find a usage for this one. |
| scheisskopf - [edit] |
| shyss-kopf |
| Literally
| shithead |
Practical
Usage
| "Listen here, Scheisskopf, the gravy goes on the potatoes in one scoop....any more and it's comin' outta your check."
If you said Scheisskopf to any german they would just simply laugh at you, Dummkopf is a softer and friendlier word for being idiotic. |
| scheiße - [edit] |
| shy - sse |
| Literally
| shit |
| schlampe - [edit] |
| shlump-eh |
| Literally
| bitch / slut |
Practical
Usage
| du dumme schlampe / you stupid cunt |
| schwachkopf - [edit] |
| Literally
| weak-head |
Practical
Usage
| It's like stupid or dumb, but I don't if it's taken seriously or just like a minor insult. |
| schwachsinniger - [edit] |
| Literally
| simple minded one |
| schwanzlutscher - [edit] |
| Literally
| cocksucker |
| spießer - [edit] |
| shpeeser |
| Literally
| anal retentive |
| Spinner - [edit] |
| Literally
| freak |
| trottel - [edit] |
| Literally
| stupid / jerk |
| tussi - [edit] |
| toosi |
| Literally
| skank, dumb bitch |
Practical
Usage
| Boy that rlelay helps me the heck out. |
| verdammt - [edit] |
| fur-dammed |
| Literally
| damn |
Practical
Usage
| None can doubt the vreaicty of this article. |
| verpiss dich - [edit] |
| Literally
| piss off, fuck off, get lost |
| verrückt - [edit] |
| fair rookt |
| Literally
| crazy |
Practical
Usage
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| wichser - [edit] |
| vic-sir |
| Literally
| translates literally to wanker, someone who jerks off a lot, often used for asshole |
Practical
Usage
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